2-for-Tuesday

I have it on high authority (Mikey, and corroborated by some newspaper in Ohio) that in celebration of the Summer Solstice (it's today, y'all...how high the sun) Chipotle is giving away free burritos when you buy one. They're clever about it, too, so you don't have to cram the iconic silver torpedo in your pocket until you're hungry again. Your receipt from today's purchase will garner mas burritos anytime before Sunday. Find your nearest Chipotle here, for those unhappy suckers who don't already know. (Incidentally, Burritoville's giving away absolutely nothing today, but their site still rocks that spicy intro.)

There's a two-for-one sale on male sexuality these days as well. It's a good thing a smart logo and tight posts don't make a blog gay-vague, or we'd be forced to start posting about sports. "The jeans were right, the loafers were right, and he had a good body," she recalled. "But the shirt was completely untucked, and I think it was Old Navy." Google t-shirts were safe, until Urchin came out in camo...