Anent The Finest Town In America (Or 2005's The Burning of Kingston)
The medical world must be bustling these days, because Ross let this little jewel slip between his fingers:
Moorestown, N.J., named best town to live [presumably "in"].
Someone said, "It's a point of civic pride. It ends up on all their stationery, on all their Web sites." Well now it is.
In further MacDonald homestead news, South Carolina's up to no good again. A group called Christian Exodus, fed up with the overwhelmingly liberal trend in American society, is planning a coup à la Bleeding Kansas (an ominous and inemulable epithet) and will attempt, through aggressive resettling, to reform the state county by county and establish "God-honoring governance." The Palmetto State hasn't seemed this volatile since 1860, and we all know how that ended up. Some would believe that Christian Exodus chose South Carolina for its already-conservative political landscape, or even for the Atlantic Coastal breezes, but I'll be the first to say what we're all thinking: Conservative Christians love Cocks.
Moorestown, N.J., named best town to live [presumably "in"].
Someone said, "It's a point of civic pride. It ends up on all their stationery, on all their Web sites." Well now it is.
In further MacDonald homestead news, South Carolina's up to no good again. A group called Christian Exodus, fed up with the overwhelmingly liberal trend in American society, is planning a coup à la Bleeding Kansas (an ominous and inemulable epithet) and will attempt, through aggressive resettling, to reform the state county by county and establish "God-honoring governance." The Palmetto State hasn't seemed this volatile since 1860, and we all know how that ended up. Some would believe that Christian Exodus chose South Carolina for its already-conservative political landscape, or even for the Atlantic Coastal breezes, but I'll be the first to say what we're all thinking: Conservative Christians love Cocks.
5 Comments:
At 01:49, Mikey said…
Did i tell you about Christian Exodus or did you read it in GQ? Or are you getting info outside the lad-mag grapevine these days???
At 02:49, Daniel said…
I found a link to "the movement" at Lindsayism, to cement my status in the annals of blogwhoredom. Speaking of lad-mags, I went to a release party for Genre magazing at No. 1 Chinese tonight and learned that Johnny Knoxville has never been a go-go dancer.
At 11:19, Mikey said…
Genre isn't a lad-mag, it's a fag-mag. You went to a gay magazine party without me???
At 12:39, Ross said…
You're good Dan. You're really good. I came across this moorestown is the best business and was solidly amused by it. In fact, I was trying to think of who to forward it to that would appreciate it. Why, why can't my thinking be as blog-oriented as your own. I let fodder slip through my fingers daily. I will do better. I must.
At 05:00, TimS said…
To those that might not have noticed, Hopewell Junction made the list this year. Not exactly Kingston but pretty near...and number 31 is no competition for Moorestown's number 1.
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