Do Your Part
In light of the NYPD's decision to institute a policy of random bag searches, the proceeding is the result of my first counter-terrorism measure.
1 (One) cigarette case cum credit card holder, polished chrome
1 (One) beaded Union Jack coin pouch
1 (One) Waterman fountain pen, brushed chrome
1 (One) Sheaffer fountain pen, emerald plastic
1 (One) C-shaped key ring, aluminum
7 (Seven) keys, various
1 (One) Brooklyn College ID Card on ball chain
9 (Nine) Fresh Nap Moist Towelette, refreshing
1 (One) index card, pink, with 3 (Three) Stereotypes inscribed
1 (One) Book, The Satanic Verses, Salman Rushdie
3 (Three) empty soft drink containers, various
1 (One) Honest Tea beverage container, unopened
46 (Fourty-six) fliers, "APC Rhythm Spring Concert"
1 (One) passport holder (Royal Traveler, Samsonite)
1 (One) notebook, blue
1 (One) pullover, waffle-knit, apricot and burnt sienna
Citizen is now free to move about the city.
1 (One) cigarette case cum credit card holder, polished chrome
1 (One) beaded Union Jack coin pouch
1 (One) Waterman fountain pen, brushed chrome
1 (One) Sheaffer fountain pen, emerald plastic
1 (One) C-shaped key ring, aluminum
7 (Seven) keys, various
1 (One) Brooklyn College ID Card on ball chain
9 (Nine) Fresh Nap Moist Towelette, refreshing
1 (One) index card, pink, with 3 (Three) Stereotypes inscribed
1 (One) Book, The Satanic Verses, Salman Rushdie
3 (Three) empty soft drink containers, various
1 (One) Honest Tea beverage container, unopened
46 (Fourty-six) fliers, "APC Rhythm Spring Concert"
1 (One) passport holder (Royal Traveler, Samsonite)
1 (One) notebook, blue
1 (One) pullover, waffle-knit, apricot and burnt sienna
Citizen is now free to move about the city.
3 Comments:
At 10:20, Ross said…
It's creepy how they edited out the rubbers--so big-brotheresque.
At 00:46, eefers said…
..and the anthrax (is your site going to get FBI traffic now that I wrote "ANTHRAX?" I sure hope so!)
At 15:28, William said…
Hey guys!
I had no idea we were blogger neighbors. Anyways, I like the site, and I'm glad to know that you all are still in cahoots. Keep up the good work. But fire that "Dan" kid...
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