Melanoma
I had it! Now it's cut out.
Diagnosis:
A. Malignant Melanoma. Superficial Spreading Type. Invasive to Clark's Level II. Approximately 0.39 mm in Thickness. Arising as a focal change in a nevus with architectural disorder. Note: There is no evidence of ulceration. The lymphocytic response is patchy and sparse. The mitotic rate is low. Small epitheliod cell types predominate. A complete excision of the lesion is recommended.
Translation:
I have a giant hole in my belly, but I'm not going to die. Nothing like a sudden immense fear of death to give you a little perspective on life. This has really taught me the dubiously important lesson that I should continue to enjoy myself.
Diagnosis:
A. Malignant Melanoma. Superficial Spreading Type. Invasive to Clark's Level II. Approximately 0.39 mm in Thickness. Arising as a focal change in a nevus with architectural disorder. Note: There is no evidence of ulceration. The lymphocytic response is patchy and sparse. The mitotic rate is low. Small epitheliod cell types predominate. A complete excision of the lesion is recommended.
Translation:
I have a giant hole in my belly, but I'm not going to die. Nothing like a sudden immense fear of death to give you a little perspective on life. This has really taught me the dubiously important lesson that I should continue to enjoy myself.
2 Comments:
At 20:23, Fred Fang said…
i dont wanna hear about unless you cut it out with your swiss army knife disinfected by a fire built from scratch rambo style. ross wuss.
At 21:09, Daniel said…
Damn Nate. We're gonna have to try again.
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