Sorry You're Dead

Mr. John Profumo, your death must have been sad for everyone who knew you, including London's homeless and alcoholic population. But let me thank you for dying, and for giving the press a reason to introduce a new generation of gawkers to Ms. Christine Keeler:

Here's hoping that all Decemberists songs gain historical relevence in the obituaries.

PS I'm 45% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom. I prefer to credit the nationally accepted "correct" accent that bubbles up from the mid-Hudson River.